When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.
but you guys haven’t even heard of Cum for Big Foot
Reminds me of this story, which is crazy and weird but makes me so happy because I love living in a world full of crazy and weird things even if I stay far away from them:
“Turns out, this whole “dinosaur erotica” business (in case you missed it, enjoy!) isn’t just an amusing internet novelty—it’s actually a lucrative career for a couple of enterprising Texas college students. Christie Sims and Alara Branwen (not their real names) only started writing and self-publishing erotica a year or so ago, and they’ve both already managed to quit their day jobs and write about velociraptor schlong full-time. For money. American human money. In other news, WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.”