crieffgriefs:

hackett-out:


When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover. 



but you guys haven’t even heard of Cum for Big Foot

Reminds me of this story, which is crazy and weird but makes me so happy because I love living in a world full of crazy and weird things even if I stay far away from them:

Women Make BANK Writing Dinosaur Erotica
“Turns out, this whole “dinosaur erotica” business (in case you missed it, enjoy!) isn’t just an amusing internet novelty—it’s actually a lucrative career for a couple of enterprising Texas college students. Christie Sims and Alara Branwen (not their real names) only started writing and self-publishing erotica a year or so ago, and they’ve both already managed to quit their day jobs and write about velociraptor schlong full-time. For money. American human money. In other news, WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.”

crieffgriefs:

hackett-out:

When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

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but you guys haven’t even heard of Cum for Big Foot

Reminds me of this story, which is crazy and weird but makes me so happy because I love living in a world full of crazy and weird things even if I stay far away from them:

Women Make BANK Writing Dinosaur Erotica

Turns out, this whole “dinosaur erotica” business (in case you missed it, enjoy!) isn’t just an amusing internet novelty—it’s actually a lucrative career for a couple of enterprising Texas college students. Christie Sims and Alara Branwen (not their real names) only started writing and self-publishing erotica a year or so ago, and they’ve both already managed to quit their day jobs and write about velociraptor schlong full-time. For money. American human money. In other news, WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.”

(Source: spooky-hackett)

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innerbohemienne:

There’s a “blood moon” on the rise tonight. The moon will disappear for the second time in 2014, in a total eclipse early Wednesday morning. The best part of the eclipse is totality, when the full moon has darkened to orange and red hues.

So if you’re awake, you might want to check it out.

Here’s a reminder just in case anyone forgot and was wanting to see this!  I don’t think I’ll be able to see it because (a) that’s hella early and (b) I live in a very foggy coastal city so there’s pretty much zero chance of visibility. >w<;;  I will have to content myself with the time lapse footage that’s will almost certainly be all over the internet tomorrow.

blood moon blood moon schedule are we sure it's not the signal for the skeleton army to attack?

tozettewrites:

wutamerica:

electric kettles aren’t common in the u.s.! how do you guys conveniently make endless cups of tea?

IS THIS THE TRUTH?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LOOK AT YOUR LIVES. 

LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

LOOK AT YOUR APPALLING LACK OF ELECTRIC KETTLES JFC

I only started using one after going to school in the UK for a year.  I knew they existed before then, but we only used the stove-top kind and I didn’t realize how gosh darn convenient they are until that’s all there was to use.  After I moved back home to the states I bought one for my parents.  They were very incredulous (‘we already have a kettle why would we need another one it’s just going to sit in a drawer’) but guess what hasn’t left the countertop in two years?

electric kettle: 5/5 stars, highly recommend to every person ever

electric kettle tea ...i'm going to go make tea now

mymodernmet:

Seth Casteel, the photographer behind Underwater Dogs, is back with the adorable series Underwater Puppies (available at Barnes & Noble). Casteel, who taught over 1500 puppies how to swim, hopes to raise awareness of rescue and adoption as well as water safety for pets with these playful photos.

The fifth one oh my god!

Also did not know dogs may need to be taught how to swim?  Good thing to be careful of in the future.

underwater puppies puppies seth casteel animals animal photography

Whelp

Working in one of our other offices for the day, so I was given a ‘loaner’ laptop to work on from the selection of comps left over when an employee leaves the company. Upon opening Firefox, “frequent sites” display mostly consists of porn and Facebook. Browser history confirms this trend. I think I know why they are no longer with the company. :T

contemplating clearing browser history so next user isn't surprised by porn coworkers office job may also explain why Firefox isn't set to automatically restore the previous session

edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

Did you ever read the fanfic “Mirror of Maybe”?  (It was long and fell into some tropes, you don’t necessarily need to if you haven’t, though I liked it very much at the time.)  That particular incarnation of Harry’s character has some fairly prominently-featured magical tattoos that do pretty much exactly this so it automatically brought the fic to mind.  It’s been in my head-canon for years that they’d have tattoos like this.  (I want one.)

(via gobytheshadow)

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Tell me why you followed my blog

gierlichmypussy:

honeysunk:

anon or not.

seriously there are a BUNCH of you please tell me

Because I met you at BASC and you seemed cool! : D

And let this serve as a belated “HI there!” to the other people I met there!  It was nice meeting fellow fans, everyone was so nice!  In case you were wondering, I was the Hufflepuff! (Hufflepuff is the best.)

(Source: inboxstuff, via crieffgriefs)

basc bay area sherlock con hi new people hufflepuff